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Bill Simmons flies over Columbus and defecates

21 Nov 2025 — 3 min read

Gene Simmons once told Oprah his tongue was long enough "to make you my best friend." Photo by Nik / Unsplash

Blue Jackets get Jacketty, the Crew get Orlando City (SC), the Reign of Terror gets an airing and The Schlagfather weighs in ...

Does this 5-0 loss stick a fork in the Columbus Blue Jackets?

So, you're saying they've got a chance ...

A 24-minute team meeting is an all-time Festivus for the Blue Jackets. Plus, Henrik Rydström gets his first win with the Crew. Relationism!

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