The Columbus Crew are in L.A. to defend their honor and that of MLS, and to pad Don Garber's retirement account. If you've put off cleaning your garage, now's the time.
Columbus Crew's third consecutive loss, combined with an Atlanta victory over SKC, drops the Crew into last place in the Eastern Conference.
Elvis has not left the building. The Stanley Cup shows up at the Gaudreaus' place in South Jersey. Maggie calls in the middle of a Discast.
The Crew have lost two in a row, and they're about to run into a buzzsaw. Plus, Henrik Rydström sounds off on his Columbus experience once again.
Also: Set pieces, set pieces, set pieces.