Hell is Real. Seriously. It is.

The Crew played some old-timey Nancyball in beating Cincinnati in the latest edition of Hell is Real Saturday night. We'll get to that. First, let's go to the Zapruder film. Plus: The Highway to Hell Film Festival.

Hell is Real. Seriously. It is.
Referee Allen Chapman, the bald man in classic black, makes a balletic show of a red card to Cincinnati's Gerardo Valenzuela after Valenzuela took down the Crew's Taha Habroune, lying by the elegant referee's feet, in the dying moments of the Crew's 2-1 victory in Columbus Saturday night. Mayhem ensued.